Nobody gets left behind.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via ronaldweasl-y)

society:

oh you have your period? well you have two options.

woman:

okay.

society:

you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

woman:

sounds awful. what's my second option.

society:

a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

woman:

still seems pretty awful.

society:

wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

woman:

well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

society:

HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

woman:

society:

oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

woman:

society:

woman:

i think i'll go with my third option.

society:

woman:

society:

what third option?

woman:

i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

ahhshleymarie:

the-perks-of-loving-tyler-oakley:

ms-marauder-inlove:

fappuclno:

GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL

the little infinity

JESUS CHRIST

FUCK

(via ronaldweasl-y)

(Source: moan-s, via insexs)

causeallidoisdance:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y

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(via inbal-esh-world)

me :

ok time to study now!!! for real!!

me :

*puts textbook next to laptop and browses on tumblr*

"Ally. I’ll add it to the list of words I use to try and figure you out. The problem is, I can’t tell what’s real anymore, and what’s made up"

(Source: putyourlifeonpause, via odairriere)

Hello,
October..

Please be good to me…  (via pizzes)

Be better

(via nvmbr10th)

(via alllissonn)

motherfxckingfox:

heartfeltshadow:

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

GOD BLESS PLUTO

HOLY

(via inbal-esh-world)